>Unfortunate of all events;
My bone’s in disrepair.
The twinge-y pain, Oh I’m pissed off;
But not quite in despair.

For I am not to be bested
Met-a-tar-sal or no.
Bad-ass am I, bum foot and all,
No heel nor arch nor toe.

So ’tis come to this calamity
A battle for all time
The boots are off, the gauntlet’s thrown…
Victory is MINE!

(devilish laugh…)

Voulez-voulez-vous devilish laugh