The Official Birthday Blog

To commemorate Niff.Dot’s 5th birthday, I give you: “The Best Of”. Well, “The Best Of” in my biased opinion.

Here is a list of links with a brief description.
Clickety those that catch your fancy.

December 12, 2005
The Leaf Blower Series
My observations on the futility and inconveniences of the ubiquitous leaf blower.
Part I
Part II.

November 2005
My frined Naiah dubbed these “Surreal Poetry”. I’ve linked them
Here
and
Here.

October 2007
Organs in a Bag
The tale of a woman on the bus transporting human innards. True story.

September 2007
Cigarette Stonehenge
Photo Entry. Self-explanatory.

February 2007
Capslock Wednesday
This upset a few people.

December 2008

Desktop Love
When pomegranates go wrong.

August 2008
The Penny Chronicles:
Part I
Part II
An examination of the value of U.S. currency.

And, last but not least:

July 2008
The Haiku Collective.
A demonstration of my mind-control abilities.

Voulez-voulez-vous share and enjoy.

Happy Birthday!

Niff.Dot is a whole FIVE years old today! I’m so proud. I’ll write more later, maybe even with some “best of” recaps because I’m just that kind of egomaniac. I just wanted to wish Niff.Dot a happy birthday straight away because it’s sensitive and well, I’d never hear the end of it if I’d forgotten. The elaborate post comes later because if you’ll notice the post time, it’s 6:45 in the bloody morning and I’m trying to get ready for work.

Voulez-voulez-vous yes. This is unadulterated geekdom.

Bane of my existence, thy name be Rose Window.

Yes. I have written about this before. Yes, I will write about this again. I think I began this monstrosity somewhere around 2007. With a giant “X” on the canvas and a dot in the center. It’s disheartening, the lack of progress that has been made in such a lengthy span of time. I doubt I’ll finish it before I meet my untimely end in a meteor shower, or a train wreck, or a swarm of diseased pelicans. Which is unfortunate, because it’s challenging to sell an unfinished painting unless you were at your creative peak sometime around the 1400’s and were funded by someone with the last name of Medici. I think I missed the window on that one.

So year after year I periodically pick and poke at this canvas, visiting it when I feel the need (usually times of stress or emotional strain) upon which I have to go rummaging around my supplies in search of my vast collection of black and white inks, wee brushes, and pen nibs. When you haven’t touched such things in several months and have also moved house in such time, this can prove to be a daunting task. I have found myself wont to give up at times like these and simply purchase new supplies.

My timing…impeccable.

Blick Art Supplies finally opened a store right on Broadway and Pine.

This pleases me.

The type of work I do, both in paintings and in masks, requires an intense amount of detail, a very tiny brush, and a steady hand. Acrylic paint? Trying to get the desired effect with acrylic paint is akin to flossing with knitting yarn. And yes, just as painful. Acrylic paint tends to glob on the canvas, wrap around the brush as you’re painting…flow release is no help.

Acrylic ink…ah, now that’s the melody. Graceful, flowing, opaque…synchronizes harmoniously with my vast collection of size 00 sable brushes. Unfortunately, the only art supply store (until recently) in my city houses a paltry supply of virtually everything I need save for brushes. It has been a frustrating four years of being an architecturally-obsessed artist living on Capitol Hill.

But now, oh my…
My initial visit to Blick yesterday. Opening day. Made a bee-line for the drawing supplies aisle. And Oh…the beauty, the splendor…the choir of angels that poured down from the heavens…

I thought to myself, “They will do well here…

To add to the bliss of the situation, I learned upon my arrival at the check-out counter that the prized inks I clutched so eagerly in my hands were buy two, get one free.

Shit.

So back I went. Which proved to be dangerous as I had to pass an extensive collection of graphic pens, of which I have more than is considered natural or healthy. I won’t comment on whether I took any home or not that day. Irrelevant. I grabbed a few more bottles of ink, threw on my mental blinders, my resolve unfaltering, ignoring the beckoning canvases, the seductive shellacs, the ridiculously unnecessary sketchbooks, and resumed my place in line, willing it to move quickly to remove me from temptation.

And…despite my doubts, I survived. For less than $50.00.

And I am now equipped to pick and poke at the 4’75” X 5′ bane of my existence for another fifteen minutes or so.

Voulez-voulez-vous bane of my existence, thy name now be Blick.