I am now getting messages from Ben’s family members.

“I can’t believe you would make fun of my brother Benjamin without letting me in on the fun. Send me your email and I’ll send you my Benjameme submissions.” – Ben’s brother

Apparently this is becoming somewhat of a Facebook/internet sensation. Thanks, Kyla, for being such an amazing catalyst.

So, in no particular order:

I have to see Ben five days a week and now, when I see him, All I will see is this.

“Here we are folks! The dream we all dream of…”

“U musta took (u musta took) a whole hour just 2 make up your face, baby!”

” Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage!”

“Yes…no…yes…yes…”
No.

“Young man! There’s no need to feel down…
I said young man! Pick yourself off the ground…
I said young man!! ‘Cause your in a new town
There’s no need to be un-happy…”

“Shimmy shimmy ya!”

– “What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?”
– “Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!”

‘I am as innocent regarding any conspiracy as any of you gentlemen in the room!!”

“Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.”