>Yup. This pretty much sums it up.

Women are absolutely neurotic. Especially the ones under whom I am subordinate. Everything is potential cause for drama. But I won’t be discussing that. Everyone knows that. I just had to include one little vent about my day. Shall we continue?

Sure.

Damn. Coming up with new ideas and topics are just not possible after a 10-hour server shift. I cannot think clearly. All that is in my head now runs along the lines of ‘Mise en Place’, ‘Bisol Jeio’, ‘Salmon Brioche’, ‘creme fraiche’, ‘will there be anything else I might bring you at the moment?’. Somebody fuckin bring ME something. Someone else is going to come up with a topic for me. Ah! Random Facts. Lets see what we got…

Ah. Here’s one:

Did you know that sex is a natural antihistamine? It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

Atchoo.

(sniff) I should go take care of this. Damn allergies.

Voulez-voulez-vous allergies.