My foot and I are having a falling out. I’m thinking about couples therapy.

The good news is I resolved the compositional issues I was having with my recent painting which, if you’re un artist, you can understand what a great deal of relief that can be. Not dissimilar to actually sneezing after 2 or 3 “teaser sneezes”.

So now I shall retreat to the bliss of my excessively giant bed with my excessively numerous pillows. Although, considering that the bed shall contain two rather tall adults, a 20-lb beagle and a 70-lb greyhound, an excessively giant bed can be a necessity.

Voulez-voulez-voulez-vous giant bed.