Lumpy marmots swimming by…
Turtle parsnips weep;
Blankly flitting burlap swags
Spitting violet sheep.
Flimsy dimpled flying kelp
Harbinger of Whee
Quick-draw plumber smacks a flue
Yelps a symphony.
Partridge clammers busy flee
Justly hanging newts
Murky gargle chutney fleas,
Velour jogging suits.
Lolling knuckle cabbage bomb
Whisking butter gobs
Nubby tinkle fishhead bumps
Shampoo gorged ear-bobs.
Chasing ricochet teepee
Looping daftly moon
Wherefore art thou chicken dart?
This poem ends too soon.
Voulez-voulez-vous wtf?
Niff.Dot 
>Me likey your picture! You look like big slut… I likey big sluts! You likey me? You want to get dirty? I know you is dirty… you dirty slut.
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>Oh, I am. A big, big dirty slut.Me likey your stellar communication skills.fuckface.
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>I am like so in love with your surreal poetry it’s not even funny.Oh, and anonymous just called and they put his brain back in and he’s sorry.
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>The same guy left me a similar message! Which means that this person is so envious of our awesomeness that they must pollute our blogs.I dealt with mine in Strong Badian fashion: DELETED!
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>WOO!! I love the poetry. All the money I’ve wasted on this almost English degree of mine, and I have no poetry or writing skilz to show for it; thank GOD someone can do it!! You write that goodness, Girl!!
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