>Today is Stupid Girl Wednesday. So sayeth I.
Now, before you begin to get offended, hear me out…
Stupid Girl Wednesday: if you are lacking a Y-chromosome you are hereby immune from all accountability or responsibility because any such act would result in a liability I’m sure most are not ready to accommodate.
This weekday theme didn’t quite catch on as I had hoped. It seemed brilliant in theory, but as I was to soon find out, in practice it was not so popular. For some odd reason, it was believed by my friends and coworkers that such behavior would be neither well-received nor tolerated as not everyone would subscribe to the fabulousness that is…
Stupid Girl Wednesday.
It is so hard to get people to see your vision.
I had one taker. Terri thought this had potential and decided to run with it.
Terri: “I’m not sure that I can come up with anything, after all it is Stupid Girl Wednesday.
Maybe I will get in my car and sit in a parking lot somewhere and call work
to say I am stuck in traffic and these cars just are not moving. Damn, I
wish I would have known it was Stupid Girl Wednesday when I was actually on
my way to work this morning.”
I was so bummed that this brilliance did not come from me. I’m so stealing that. It will be mine. Oh, yes. It will be mine.
I have to sneeze. Ugh…wait…no I don’t. Wait…whaaaghh. It’s gone again. Dammit.
Voulez-voulez-vous bless you.