>This one’s gonna be good.

The goal here is to only refer to yourself in the third person. This is more challenging than it seems. Because as well-meaning as you are initially, you begin to forget, and slip back into your old first-person ways.

Jennifer knows this. Jennifer has done this.

So far i have four people on board. Peter is dragging his feet a bit though. Peter doesn’t think Peter can do it. Jennifer disagrees. Jennifer believes this can be

legend…..

(wait for it…)

DARY!

Jennifer will try to keep you posted as the day progresses. Jennifer encourages everyone to join in on the festivities as Jennifer wishes to see how this will affect her colleagues. Jennifer acknowledges that this style of communication may in fact alter others’ perception of her intelligence. This is a risk Jennifer is willing to take in order to pursue her dream.

Updates to follow.