>It’s Carrie’s birthday. Everyone, say, “Happy Birthday Carrie!!”
“uh, happy birthday, Carrie…”
Ugh. That was weak. Y’all are SO not going to Hooters with me for the start of the NBA finals next week.
Carrie is finally 31. It’s about damn time. I’m sick of hanging out here all by myself.
voulez-voulez-vous 31!