>My dear friend N. and I are going to this as-advertised “off the hook” shindig hosted by and attended by all the kinky little burner freaks we all know and love and held at this warehouse-esque structure formally known as the “Transcendent Church of Bass”.
Preparations are in order.
So far I’ve managed to take a bath. Interrupted twice by the ringing of my phone.
Ignored the first ring…I was in the tub.
It rang again, with the same 206 number, so I thought it might be important.
I answered it.
This resulted in a several-minute-long discussion with some whackjob chick on the phone over the fact that I was not Debbie.
No, I am not Debbie.
No, Debbie is not here.
No, I do not know any Debbies.
Actually, ma’am, now that I think about it, I have her tied up in a burlap sack filled with Scarab Beetles.
I’m sure she, even now, remains skeptical.
Gave a Satsuma to The Bug. The Bug is not a citrus fan. Yet The Bug inhaled 3 Satsumas within a space of ten minutes. Baby crack.
Wish I had some sort of “party prep chamber” which would get me lookin’ like I wanna look like for this shindig without all the work.
I don’t remember who sang the ditty “I enjoy being a girl” but she deserves to be backhanded into her vanity table.
Voulez-voulez-vous is this Debbie?
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>Hey, thanks for your comment over at my place and sorry to hear about your recent changes of life and blog. I’ve been a little preoccupied of late and WAY behind in updating my blogroll but wanted you to know I already changed your link. Thanks for letting me know. Thinking of you, mm