Little prouetting carps,
What’s-a flying stump,
Corn on the cob and crying storks,
Hippos don’t dare jump.

Tennis shoes laughing at bees,
Yo-yo’s go on strike,
Nibbling at an angry shrub,
That gerbil stole my bike!

Conniption in a plastic bag,
Where goes daft cohorts?
Must we walk in single-file,
When the rhubarb snorts?

Voulez-voulez-vous rooftops made of Oobleck are a fine idea.